Girlfriends silliness...

• Joan Clayton: My mother always said, "When love runs out on you, God sends you love's equivalent... or better."
• Toni Childs: I thought she said, "When you run out of love's lubricant, use butter."
• Joan Clayton: What?
• Toni Childs: What? Your momma does mumble. And we both know she's a freak.